Postman Quest
Name: Postman Quest.
Location: Post Office headquarters between Dwarven Bridge and Mount Sternum.
Reward: Cheaper Parcels, Letters, travel. Ability to use blocked mailboxes; Post Officer's Hat and Post Horn.
Monsters: Goblins or Skeletons, Dwarfs, Minotaurs, Trolls, Orcs.
Spoiler:
Requirements:
About 1500gp
Crowbar
20 Bone
Mouldy Cheese
Banana Skin
Dirty Fur
12 Arrow
Grapes
500 oz. For the bag we will have to deliver to Santa's box.
Mission 1: The Ship Routes
- Find Kevin at the Post Office headquarters between Dwarven Bridge and Mount Sternum and talk to him:
Conversation:
Player: | Hi |
Kevin: | Greetings player, what brings you here? |
Player: | Mission |
Kevin: | You are not a member of our guild yet! We have high standards for our members. To rise in our guild is a difficult but rewarding task. Are you interested in joining? |
Player: | Yes |
Kevin: | Hm, I might consider your proposal, but first you will have to prove your worth by doing some tasks for us. Are you willing to do that? |
Player: | Yes |
Kevin: | Excellent! Your first task will be quite simple. But you should better write my instructions down anyways. You can read and write? |
Player: | Yes |
Kevin: | So listen, you will check certain tours our members have to take to see if there is some trouble. First travel with Captain Bluebear's ship from Thais to Carlin, understood? |
Player: | Yes |
Kevin: | Excellent! Once you have done that you will travel with Uzon to Edron. You will find him in the Femor Hills. Understood? |
Player: | Yes |
Kevin: | Fine, fine! Next, travel with Captain Seahorse to the city of Venore. Understood? |
Player: | Yes |
Kevin: | Good! Finally, find the technomancer Brodrosch and travel with him to the Isle of Cormaya. After this passage report back to me here. Understood? |
Player: | Yes |
Kevin: | Ok, remember: the Tibian mail service puts trust in you! Don't fail and report back soon. Just tell me about your MISSION. |
Player: | Bye |
1). Go to Thais
2). Swim to Carlin
3). Go to the flying carpet in Femor Hills
4). Fly to Edron
5). Fly to Venore
6). Get to Kazordoon
7). Swim by steamer to Cormaya
- Return to Kevin and talk:
Conversation:
Player: | Hi |
Kevin: | Greetings player, what brings you here? |
Player: | Mission |
Kevin: | So you have finally made it! I did not think that you would have it in you ... However: are you ready for another assignment? |
Player: | Yes |
Kevin: | I am glad to hear that. One of our mailboxes was reported to be jammed. It is located on the so called 'mountain' on theisle Folda. Get a crowbar and fix the mailbox. Report about your mission when you have done so. |
Player: | Bye |
Mission 2: The Jammed Mailbox
- After talking to Kevin, buy a Crowbar (this is best done in Kazordoon or on Edron. You can also get one from NPC Lubo near Thais).
- Sail to Folda and climb to the highest hilltop.
- Use the Crowbar on the mailbox.
- Return to Kevin and say:
Conversation:
Player: | Hi |
Kevin: | Greetings player, what brings you here? |
Player: | Mission |
Kevin: | Excellent, you got it fixed! This will teach this mailbox a lesson indeed! Are you interested in another assignment? |
Player: | Yes |
Kevin: | For your noble deeds I grant you the title Assistant Postofficer. All Postofficers will charge you less money from now on. After every second mission ask me for an ADVANCEMENT. Your next task will be a bit more challenging. Do you feel ready for it? |
Player: | Yes |
Kevin: | I need you to deliver a bill to the stage magician David Brassacres. He's hiding from his creditors somewhere in Venore. It's likely you will have to trick him somehow to reveal his identity. Report back when you delivered this bill. |
Player: | Bye |
Mission 3: Bill Delivery
- After the conversation, go to Venore and find the guy "A Strange Fellow" in the tavern under the dp. Talk to him (some Rabbits will appear as a result of the conversation):
Conversation:
Player: | Hi |
A Strange Fellow: | Uh? What do you want?! |
Player: | Hat |
A Strange Fellow: | Fellow: What? My hat?? Theres... nothing special about it! |
Player: | Hat |
A Strange Fellow: | Stop bugging me about that hat, do you listen? |
Player: | Hat |
A Strange Fellow: | Hey! Don't touch that hat! Leave it alone!!! Don't do this!!!! |
Player: | Hat |
A Strange Fellow: | Noooooo! Argh, ok, ok, I guess I can't deny it anymore, I am David Brassacres, the magnificent, so what do you want? |
Player: | Bill |
A Strange Fellow: | A bill? Oh boy so you are delivering another bill to poor me? |
Player: | Yes |
A Strange Fellow: | Ok, ok, I'll take it. I guess I have no other choice anyways. And now leave me alone in my misery please. |
Player: | Bye |
A Strange Fellow: | Good riddance. |
- Go to Kevin and report to him the completion of the mission:
Conversation:
Player: | Hi |
Kevin: | Greetings player, what brings you here? |
Player: | Mission |
Kevin: | You truly got him? Quite impressive. You are a very promising candidate! I think I have another mission for you. Are you interested? |
Player: | Yes |
Kevin: | Ok, listen: we have some serious trouble with agressive dogs lately. We have accumulated some bones as a sort of pacifier but we need more. Collect 20 bones like the one in my room to the left and report here. |
Player: | Bye |
Mission 4: Aggressive Dogs
Conversation:
Player: | Hi |
Kevin: | Greetings player, what brings you here? |
Player: | Mission |
Kevin: | Do you bring ONE bone for our officers' safety fund or ALL bones at once? |
Player: | All |
Kevin: | Are you sure you have collected all the 20 bones needed? |
Player: | Yes |
Kevin: | You have collected all the 20 bones needed. Excellent! Now let's talk about further missions if you are interested. |
Player: | Advancement |
Kevin: | You are worthy indeed. Do you want to advance in our guild? |
Player: | Yes |
Kevin: | I grant you the title of postman. You are now a full member of our guild. Here have your own officers hat and wear it with pride. |
Player: | Mission |
Kevin: | You have made it! We have enough bones for the fund! You remind me of myself when I was young! Interested in another mission? |
Player: | Yes |
Kevin: | Since I am convinced I can trust you, this time you must deliver a valuable present to Dermot on Fibula. Do NOT open it!!! You will find the present behind the door here on the lower right side of this room. |
- You receive a promotion to Postman (Postman) and your own cap (Post Officer's Hat).
Mission 5: Present Delivery
- Go behind the flickering door to the right, open the box that contains a gift that you can't open! If you do you will have to buy a new package from Store! Go to Fibula and talk to Dermot:
Conversation:
Player: | Hi |
Dermot: | Hello, traveller player. How can I help you? |
Player: | Present |
Dermot: | You have a present for me?? Realy? |
Player: | Yes |
Dermot: | Thank you very much! |
- Go back to Kevin and say:
Conversation:
Player: | Hi |
Kevin: | Greetings player, what brings you here? |
Player: | Mission |
Kevin: | Splendid, I knew we could trust you. I would like to ask for your help in another matter. Are you interested? |
Player: | Yes |
Kevin: | Ok. We need a new set of uniforms, and only the best will do for us. Please travel to Venore and negotiate with Hugo Chief acontract for new uniforms. |
Mission 6: New Uniforms
Conversation:
Player: | Hi |
Hugo: | Be greeted, player! |
Player: | New set of uniforms |
Hugo: | A new uniform for the post officers? I am sorry but my dog ate the last dress pattern we used. You need to supply us with a new dress pattern. |
Player: | New dress pattern |
Hugo: | It was ... wonderous beyond wildest imaginations! I have no clue where Kevin Postner got it from. Better ask him. |
- Go back to Kevin and tell him:
Conversation:
Player: | Hi |
Kevin: | Greetings player, what brings you here? |
Player: | New dress pattern |
Kevin: | Oh yes, where did we get that from ...? Let's see, first ask the great technomancer in Kazordoon for the technical details. Return here afterwards. |
Conversation:
Player: | Hi |
Talphion: | HIHOOOO player! <waves his hands> |
Player: | New dress pattern |
Talphion: | DRESS FLATTEN? WHO WANTS ME TO FLATTEN A DRESS? |
Player: | New dress pattern |
Talphion: | A PRESS LANTERN? NEVER HEARD ABOUT IT! |
Player: | New dress pattern |
Talphion: | CHESS? I DONT PLAY CHESS! |
Player: | New dress pattern |
Talphion: | A PATTERN IN THIS MESS?? HEY DON'T INSULT MY MACHINEHALL! |
Player: | New dress pattern |
Talphion: | AH YES! I WORKED ON THE DRESS PATTERN FOR THOSE UNIFORMS. STAINLESS TROUSERES, STEAM DRIVEN BOOTS! ANOTHERMARVEL TO BEHOLD! I'LL SENT A COPY TO KEVIN IMEDIATELY! |
- Go back to Kevin and say:
Conversation:
Player: | Hi |
Kevin: | Greetings player, what brings you here? |
Player: | New dress pattern |
Kevin: | The mail with Talphion's instructions just arived. I remember we asked Queen Eloise of Carlin for the perfect colours. Go there, ask her about the UNIFORMS and report back here. |
- Go to Queen Eloise in Carlin and say:
Conversation:
Player: | Hail Queen | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Queen Eloise: | I greet thee, my loyal subject. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Queen Eloise: | I remember about those uniforms, they had a camouflage inlay so they could be worn the inside out too. I will send some color samples via mail to Mr. Postner. | ]
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Mission 8: Missing Courier After the conversation, go to the Troll cave east of Thais and dig a hole with a Shovel.
Go back to Kevin and say:
You are promoted to Outstanding Postman for Special Operations, and given your own Post Horn Mission 9: Dear Santa After talking to Kevin, open the flickering door on the left. Open the chest (you must have 500 cap free) and take the bag (Letterbag). Druid/Sorcerer - 11 lvl Sail to Vega and go west to Santa's house Use the bag on the mailbox, then return to Kevin and say:
Mission 10: Mintwallin After talking to Kevin, go to Mintwallin Say hello to Markwin, but if you do it for the first time be careful - he will summon a guard: 3 Minotaur Mages After the fight, give him the letter from his mother:
Don't say bye because then you will be flamed. Go to Kevin and say:
You get promoted to Archpostman and from now on you can use mailboxes in dangerous places! |